1) I only had two beers.
2) Do you know how fast this baby goes?
3) Don’t you know who I am?
4) My other accidents this month weren’t this bad.
5) I was just on my way to rehab.
6) Aren’t you the officer who arrested me last night?
7) Aren’t you the officer who gave me the last few DUIs?
8) Nice uniform? What are you, dressed up for Halloween?
9) Why aren’t police chicks ever hot?
10) Betcha I can make your police dog angry.
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